someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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