i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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