ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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