She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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