wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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