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After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
only if we run a train.
done.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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