bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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