Who did Billy Mays play for?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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