Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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