i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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