Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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