Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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