Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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