My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
and she was petting her beer can
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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