Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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