these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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