WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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