I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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