Me too!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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