We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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