found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
