So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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