Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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