But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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