Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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