The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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