I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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