Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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