Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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