I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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