i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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