a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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