ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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