i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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