You surviving the open bar?
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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