Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i out mim tonsoeep
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