I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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