He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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