I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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