If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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