this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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