Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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