We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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