The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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Of course I have a pirate flag
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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