with your own penis?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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