did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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