just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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