Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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