What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
