My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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