Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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