So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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