I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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